It’s another edition of
Hey wait, this is the bearded one again. Matt. Yeah, that is the ticket.
We talk a lot on the podcast about milk, specifically whale milk, and so I figured we could go light on the animals, and really explore another kind of animal. The human animal.
I figured that during this holiday season, you could use some milk based humor to really get through these hard times. Maids, bleh, let’s do some milk jokes!
First up, we have one of the greatest shows of recent history, Mr. Show, featuring Jack Black, in The Joke: The Musical. The content here is a little racy, so don’t show this off to kids.
If you haven’t watched it to the end. You should, you insane person.
Next up, a random sampling of what you, internet denizens, think is funny! You freaks!
No, it’s not, me in the captions!
Yeah, maybe you guys aren’t that good at this. How about pictures of things being milked?
I’ve never seen it look so classy, like it is writing for The New York Times.
True, that guy/girl/person is actually milking a goat.
Yeah, I mean, it’s not like doing an innocent search for something on google will give you any horribly strange and brutal results right? I mean, let’s just go over there and search for milking.
Welp, that’s it. Internet is over. Oh, and by the way, I hope you retain that image forever for maids a milking. Because now I will. And that is the worst thing that anyone has ever done to me. I hate you, caption me.