What day is it? Why it is New Years Day, Sir! Then it is not too late! IT’S NOT TOO LATE! Why am I doing a Scrooge about a new podcast? Because I should have put this up yesterday, but I was too busy getting my drink on.
In this podcast, we discuss lots of stuff, drink a couple of beers, and even talk about why we didn’t have lots of podcasts this year! It’s like a Christmas-y miracle, but more boring and less miraculous!
I’m just sitting here, waiting for this thing to stop processing so I can post this, and trying to think up clever things to say. It’s not working. Does anybody know a song? Just whatever you can belt out. Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that my heart will go onnnnnnnnnnnn!
Your favorite podcast is back, with more swearing, more genocide and more tapping upon the abdomen of your mate to find the reproductive organs to dunk your webbed ball of sperm inside. You’ll get it when you hear the cast.
Also, if anyone has heard from Brendan Johnston, it seems that he may have died in the middle of this comment. “You guys havent stopped the podcast have”. If you have any news, please write us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks.
Animal News is providing you with some guidelines for hunting some snakes, taking money for testifying and of course, drinking testicular beer. All this and more, on ANIMAL NEWS: THE PODCAST, IN SPACCCCCCCCE!
Rest In Peace, Lonesome George, may your journey be devoid of pesky tortoise chicks, full of god-fearing merpeople, and sprinkled with mangled feathers. Don’t worry because Chris’ friend’s obese cat will meet you in Animal Heaven shortly.
Sounds like a sadcast, but trust me it’s not.
Have an animal anecdote or shout out? Let us know and we will do it hard on the next codpast, people.