As a teacher and an animal enthusiast, I’m always excited to come across a book that both gets my students wanting to practice their English and teaches them bout some animals.
That's quite enough spider faces for one week, isn't it folks?
As a bonus, the boys in my class get SO VERY excited about this book that they feel the need to try and scare me with it every chance they get.I hate spider faces so the cover alone makes me wanna burn the book immediately but I persevere for the sake of education or whatever.
And, what kind of example would I be setting if I promoted murdering ugly animals? Even the ugliest of endangered animals deserve our conside- I can stop there, actually, because a number of…let’s call them ‘artists’ have set to work erasing the stigma on these hideous creatures by making plushes of them.
These are toys every child should own…but, you know, not my child.
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- Man of War
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- Awwww
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- Who knew iguanas had people hands?
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- You must hate sleeping.
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- Why does Matt want this for Christmas?
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- Scorpion birthing. Cringe.
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- Warming up to roaches. I’m sure that’s a good idea.
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- Eh, doesn’t even explode.
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- Big enough to be soul sucking
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- What a….Night light.
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- Plush lice are damn cute.
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- Nothing but googly eyes could make a blobfish a toy.
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- Punishing your children’s never been easier.
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- This was the only non-cute parasite I could find.
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- It’s a spider hugging a snake’s face.
Some of those may not be real animals but they are all real plush representatives and I want them all (Except the lemur. Sorry, Matt). I don’t know what I’d do with them, but I want them all.
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